What did the beer say to the bathroom mirror? You frothy thing, you!

What do you call a bathroom with no doors? A stall-less paradise!

Why did the rug go to the bathroom? It was feeling a little frayed!

What did the gum say to the bathroom floor? I'm stuck on you!

Why did the pencil go to the bathroom? It needed to draw a conclusion!

What do you call a bathroom singer who's really good? A toilet travolta!

What do you call a bathroom on a construction site? The throne room!

Why did the germ join a band? Because it had a lot of culture!

Why did the smartphone go to the bathroom? To download data!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushingly good today!

Why did the s'more go to the bathroom? To clean up its melty mess!

What did one pothole say to the other? You fill me up.

Why did the toilet paper feel ripped off? It thought its job was tearing!

What did the soap bar say to the washcloth? You're a real scrub!

Why did the towel feel tied down? It was stuck in a loop!

What did the mirror say to the toothbrush? Reflect on your hygiene!

Why did the soap bar lose its job? It got washed out!

What did the drain say to the hair clog? Let's unravel this mess!

Why did the soap blush? It saw someone naked!

Why did the toilet bowl feel faint? It was flushed with excitement!

Why did the soap need therapy? It was feeling washed up!