What did the toilet say after a long day? I need to sit down!

Why did the soap feel lonely? It kept losing its bar friends!

What's a bathroom's favorite exercise? Squatting!

Why did the toilet paper cross the road? To get to the clean side!

What do you call a bathroom with no toilet paper? A scary situation!

Why don't ghosts like to use the bathroom? They're afraid they'll flush themselves away!

Why was the shampoo always late for work? It couldn't rinse and repeat fast enough!

Why did the toilet go to the party? Because it was the best seat in the house!

How does a barber cut his hair in the bathroom? With flush scissors!

Why did the toilet act like a detective? It was on the case of the missing toilet paper!

What did the toilet say to the plunger? You're my only hope!

What's a bathroom's favorite game show? Name that Stain!

Why do bathroom scales never lie? Because they can't stand up to the truth!

What's the best way to communicate with the bathroom mirror? Reflect on your thoughts!

Why did the toilet call maintenance? Because it was feeling flushed!

Why did the poop go to school? To get some math-eration!

What do you call a scary bathroom? A washroom!

Why did the soap jump out of the bathtub? It wanted to be a bar of soap!

What did one sink say to the other sink? Are you basin your decision off of me?

How does a duck clean its butt? With a rubber ducky!

Why did the gum go to the bathroom? Because it needed to stick to the toilet seat!