What did the toilet paper say to the bathroom rug? You really tie the room together!

What did the toilet say to the sink? We make a great combo, we never run out of things to say!

Why did the soap go to school? For a cleanliness lesson!

What do you call a belt made out of watches in the bathroom? A waist of time!

What did the toilet say to the potty? You're number one in my heart!

Why did the toothbrush go to the dance? It heard they were going to brush up on their moves!

Why was the bathtub always cold? Because it was full of icy stares!

Why did the toilet brush refuse to work in the bathroom? It couldn't handle the dirty job!

What do you call a fly in the bathroom? A peeping pooper!

Why did the mirror get into a fight with the sink? It couldn't handle its reflection!

Why did the germ go to the dance? Because it heard it was a contagious event!

What's a skeleton's favorite instrument in the bathroom? A trom-bone!

What did one soap say to the other soap in the bathroom? I find you very a-peel-ing!

Why did the toilet paper go to the bathroom? To get to the bottom of things!

What did one bathroom stall say to the other bathroom stall? We're in this together!

Why did the toilet paper bring a flashlight to the bathroom? It was scared of the dark!

What happened to the man who stole the toilet? He got the seat of his life!

What do you call it when you're embarrassed of your bathroom? Flush with embarrassment!

Why did the football coach go to the bathroom? To check the running back!

What do you call a sleepwalking nun in a bathroom? A roamin' Catholic!

Why did the germ cross the toilet? To get to the other 'lide!