Why did the toilet brush refuse to clean? It had a bad case of brush-aritis!

How do you embarrass an archaeologist in the bathroom? Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it's from!

Why was the bathroom feeling lonely? It was feeling flushed!

What's the safest bathroom appliance? A toilet seat, because it's always in the upright position!

What do you call a musician in the bathroom? A potty mouth!

Why did the toilet paper stand at the entrance of the bathroom? To give a warm welcome!

What do you call a magical bathroom? A wand-erful place!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill with the poop? They were on a roll!

Why did the toothbrush refuse to go to the sink? It had a brush with danger!

What do you call a detective who investigates bathroom crimes? Sherlock Holmes!

Why did the toilet paper roll blush? It saw the toilet's crack!

Why did the germ cross the road? To get to the filthy side!

How did the germ pass its test? With flying colors!

What do you call a bathroom that's always in a hurry? A flush!

Why did the toilet paper go to school? To learn how to roll with the punches!

How does a germ travel? In first class!

Why was the bathroom so noisy? It had a tuba toothpaste!

Why do toilets always seem to be warriors? Because they handle all our crap without complaint!

What do you call it when you fart in an empty bathroom? A silent but deadly performance!

How do you know if a vampire has been in the bathroom? There's neck marks on the toilet paper!

Why doesn't the bathroom ever need to be painted? Because it's already covered in walls!