Why did the toilet paper call 911? It was in a sticky situation!

Why did the toilet paper make a good counselor? It knew how to handle crap!

What did the nose say to the tissue? I'm sorry for your loss!

Why did the toilet paper go to the party alone? It likes to make a splash!

What did the fart say to the toilet? You smell like crap!

Why did the toothbrush refuse to leave the bathroom? It was deeply rooted!

Why did the plunger go to therapy? It had some serious blockages to work through!

Why did the man break up with his toilet? It was just taking too much crap!

What did the gossipy toilet say to the shower? Let's spill the dirty deets!

What do you call a bear in the bathroom? A grizzly cleaner!

Why did the bathroom sign go to therapy? It had some issues to work out!

Why did the soap go to school? It wanted to be a bath graduate!

What did the toilet say to the poop? You're the best seat in the house!

What did the toilet say to the sewer? You're really going down!

What do you call a bathroom explosion? A turd-quake!

What did the toilet seat say to the toilet? You've really got me feeling down!

Why did the snot go to school? It wanted to get a little mucus education!

Why did the toothbrush refuse to share? It was a little bristly!

Why did the bathtub file a police report? It had been drained!

Why did the toilet seat blush? It got complimented on its warmth!

Why did the toilet brush refuse to clean? It had clogged arteries!