Why did the computer go to the beach? To surf the net!

Why was the nose always in the middle of the face? Because it was right in the middle of everything!

Why was the golfer annoyed? He had too many strokes!

What did the belt say when it got stuck in the pants? I'll just hold it together!

Why did the soap bar go on a diet? It wanted to be a slim bar!

Why did the plunger bring a snack to the bathroom? It didn't want to be plunged into hunger!

Why did the toilet paper get a job at the airport? It loved going through security checks!

Why did the toilet paper refuse to leave the party? It was on a roll!

Why did the soap bar go to school? It wanted to be a well-educated bar!

What did the toilet say to the bathtub? You're looking squeaky clean!

Why did the paper towel go to therapy? It had issues with absorption!

What did one nostril say to the other? We nose what's up!

Why did the toothpaste go to the party? It heard it was going to be a whitening affair!

What did one hair say to the other hair? Let's split up!

Why did the toilet like riddles? It enjoyed a good flush of humor!

What did the toothpick say to the sandwich? Going to need some backup!

Why did the toilet paper cover its ears? It couldn't stand all the bathroom chatter!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You're the lid to my tank!

Why did the sink have a hard time making friends? It kept draining them away!

What did one pimple say to the other? We're really popping up everywhere!

Why did the toilet paper get a promotion? It was on a roll in the office!