Why did the smartphone go to the bathroom? To download some apps!

Why did the toilet paper roll get a promotion? Because it was on a roll!

Why did the toilet paper not make it to the party? It got stuck in a crack!

Why do skeletons refuse to visit haunted houses? They have no guts!

What kind of underwear do clouds wear? Thunderpants!

Why did the fart go on a date? It wanted to break the ice!

What did the faucet say to the sink? Let's tap into our potential!

Why did the tissue bring a suitcase to the party? It was ready to blow!

What did the soap say to the shampoo? Let's lather up together!

Why did the plunger go to therapy? It needed to clear some clogs!

Why did the hairbrush break up with the hair tie? It felt tangled up!

Why did the toilet flush multiple times? It was feeling a little flushed!

Why did the toilet roll go to the doctor? It felt wiped out!

Why did the toilet duck? Because it couldn't sit still!

Why did the shampoo break up with the conditioner? It needed some space!

Why did the soap cry? Because its bubbles burst!

What did one burp say to the other? You crack me up!

Why did the toilet plunger break up with the drain? It felt stuck!

What did the showerhead say to the shower handle? Let's make a splash together!

Why did the toilet roll away? It needed some space to unroll!

What did the soap say to its reflection? You clean up nicely!