What did one poop say to the other poop? You stink, but I love you!

Why was the toilet paper always tired? It was on a roll all day!

Why did the razor blade go to school? To sharpen its mind!

Why did the soap go to a party? Because it loves a good scrubbing!

What do you call a bathroom that is always in a hurry? A rush-hour restroom!

Why did the hairbrush break up with the comb? It couldn't handle his split ends!

Why did the skunk go to the bathroom? It had to take a scent-ermission!

Why did the pee go to the doctor? It had trouble passing the test!

What did the bellybutton say to the lint? You're really getting under my skin!

What did the sweat say to the deodorant? I'm feeling under pressure!

Why did the bacteria skip school? They were feeling a little runny!

Why did the shoes go to the bathroom? They wanted to be heel-y clean!

Why did the booger bring a flashlight to the party? Because it was a boogie light!

Why did the athlete always win at hide and seek? No one wanted to find him after he worked out!

Why did the toilet paper go to school? To get better at math!

What do you call a bear in the bathroom? A grizzly-poo!

What did the toilet say to the poop? You're the bomb!

Why did the toilet paper go to the party? Because it knows how to roll!

Why was the math book sad? It had too many number 2 problems!

Why did the germ go to the dance? To find a cell-mate!

What do you get when you mix a snowman and a chili? Frostbite!