Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
Why did the toilet paper blush in the bathroom? It saw the toilet's crack.
What did one tooth say to the other in the bathroom? 'Do you want to come to a cavity?'
What did the toilet say to the plumber? 'You're a potty mouth!'
Why did the toilet paper go to school? It wanted to be well-educated!
What did the janitor say to the mop in the bathroom? 'We make a clean team!'
Why did the faucet break up with the sink? It was tired of all the drip.
What did one sink say to the other in the bathroom? 'Let's go down the drain together!'
Why did the toilet paper bring a knife to the bathroom? It was feeling cut up.
Why did the toilet brush refuse to clean in the bathroom? It had a brush with danger.
What did the sink say to the toilet? Stop being so basin!
Why did the bacteria take a vacation? To let off some steam!
Why did the germaphobe break up with the toilet? It couldn't handle the commitment!
What do you call a potato that's afraid to jump in the water? A tadpole!
What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships!
Why did the deer join the band? Because he had the bucks.
How do car tires go to sleep? They hit the sack.
Why do elephants never use the computer? It's irrelephant.
Why did the cell phone go to war? It heard it needed to charge something.
What do cows eat for breakfast? Moosli.
What do you call a mountain where people never get hurt? Safetop.
Why did the magician have smelly hands? He had a rabbit in his hat.