What did the bubble bath say to the bathtub? I feel bubbly around you!

What do you call a singing toilet? A flush-potato!

Why did the soap go to the ballet? It wanted to clean up its act!

What did the toilet say to the tissue paper? I feel wiped.

Why was the bathroom light bulb always so happy? It saw the brighter side of things!

What did the towel say to the shower head? You really make me damp with joy!

Why do ghosts love using the restroom? Because they can go boo-boo!

Why don't seagulls use the restroom on the beach? Because they don't want to be pooped on!

What did the sink say to the toilet? Stop being so flush!

Why did the toilet paper feel sick? It had too much crap to deal with!

What did the toilet say to the trash can? You're so wasteful!

What did the toilet say to the plunger after a long day? We're really in the drain together!

Why did the toilet seat get a promotion? It always rises to the occasion!

What do you call a bathroom magician? The Great Unclogger!

Why did the shower curtain go to the doctor? It had a bad case of mildew!

What did the toilet brush say to the toilet cleaner? You make me feel so clean inside!

Why did the toothpaste go to school? It wanted to become a tube scholar!

What did the plunger say to the clogged toilet? Time to get things flowing again!

Why did the bathroom scale quit its job? It couldn't handle the weight anymore!

How do you fix a broken bathroom scale? Give it one more weigh to live!

What do you call a dinosaur that is a bathroom enthusiast? A potty-rex!