Why did the toilet paper bring a calculator to the party? To help with its number two's!

Why did the toilet paper roll off the toilet? It couldn't handle the pressure!

Why did the bathroom break up with the kitchen? They couldn't handle the potty humor!

Why do toilets make good comedians? They always have a good number two!

Why did the germ go to the bathroom? To take a flush of fresh air!

What do you get when you mix a toilet and a computer? A screensaver!

What did the plug say to the drain? Let's make some waves!

Why do toilets love Valentine's Day? It's the one day they get flushed with love!

Why did the toothpaste bring a toothbrush to the bathroom? For a clean finish!

What did one toilet say to the other? Nice bowl you got there!

What did the mirror say to the sink in the bathroom? You're really reflecting me!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You're on a roll!

Why did the gum go to the bathroom? It wanted to freshen up!

Why did the soap bring a towel to the bathroom? To dry off!

What did the toilet paper say to the pen? Let's make a quick note!

Why did the sock go to the bathroom? It wanted to wash its feet!

What did the soap say to the towel? You really know how to soak up the fun!

Why did the tissue bring a backpack to the bathroom? In case of a runny nose!

What did the germ say to the bacteria in the bathroom? Let's keep it clean in here!

Why did the mirror go to the bathroom? It wanted to reflect on things!

Why did the germ go to the bathroom? To clean up its act!