How does a penguin dry off in the bathroom? With frost towels!

What did one toilet paper say to the other? Let's stick together through thick and thin!

What did the soap say to the shampoo? Let's lather up for a good time!

Why did the germ go to the bathroom? To wash away its worries!

Why did the toilet paper run out of the bathroom? It saw a roll model!

What do you call a towel that tells jokes? A stand-up towel!

Why did the soap go to the beach? It wanted to wash away its troubles!

What did the shampoo bottle say to the conditioner bottle? Let's a lather up together!

Why did the tissue paper go to the party? To clean up, of course!

Why did the toilet paper take a day off? It was feeling wiped out.

What do you call a spider in the bathtub? A wash spider!

Why did the toothbrush go to school? It wanted to be a smart mouth!

What did the plunger say to the drain? Let's stick together through thick and thin!

Why did the rubber duckie go to the bathroom? For a quack-tastic time!

What did the toilet say to the air freshener? You really know how to clear the air!

Why did the soap call the police? It was feeling dirty and needed a good scrubbing!

What did the toilet say to the shower? Can I get a little privacy here?

Why did the shampoo go to the dentist? It had cavity issues!

Why did the soap go to the park? It needed to be refreshed!

What did the toilet bowl say to the toilet brush? Let's clean up this mess!

Why did the towel go to the beach? To catch some waves!