Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
How do you get a bathroom to laugh? Tell it some potty jokes!
What did the toilet say to the bidet? Wash out!
How does a toilet unclog itself? It takes a plunge!
How do you fix a broken toilet? With a plumber butt crack!
Why did the toilet sit on the clock? It wanted to be a commode-er!
What did the toilet say to the sink? You're a basin of trouble!
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill with the soap? They wanted to get dirty together!
What did the bathtub say to the toilet? Are you feeling flushed?
How does toilet paper celebrate its birthday? It throws a roll party!
What did the toilet say to the tissue paper? You're my number 2!
Why was the toilet paper always speeding? It was on a roll!
What did the soap say to the shampoo? Let's lather up the fun!
Why did the toilet paper bring a flashlight to the bathroom? To find the toilet humor!
How do you know when you've run out of milk? When the cereal starts using toilet water!
What did the toilet say to the tissues? You're tearable!
Why did the toilet paper roll off the counter? It wanted to get the party started!
How do you unlock a bathroom door? With a loo-t key!
What did the drain say to the sink? Stop taking things down the drain!
What did one sink say to the other sink? You're basin me crazy!
Why did the toilet break up with the plunger? It said, 'It's not you, it's me.'
What do you get if you cross a fruit with a plumber? Pineapple pipes!