What's a pirate's favorite bathroom accessory? A booty wash!

What did the sink say to the faucet? Stop tap dancing!

What do you call a magician who is always in the bathroom? The Great Swirly!

Why couldn't the tissue paper find a date? Because it had too many issues!

What's a vampire's favorite fruit? Count Poopula!

What did the toilet say to the cat? You're clogging up my day!

Why do toilets always seem stressed? Because they have a lot on their plate!

What did the underwear say to the pants? Feelin' a bit cheeky today!

What's a plumber's favorite game? Pipe Dreams!

Why do monsters use toilet paper? To scare the poop out of you!

What did the faucet say to the leaking sink? Water you doing?

Why did the toilet paper break up with the tissues? It couldn't handle the tears!

What did one cup say to the other cup? Let's meet up at the tea party!

What is invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts!

Why did the bacteria go to the party? Because they heard it was going to be a gas!

What do you get when you cross a toilet and a refrigerator? Cool poop!

What did the toilet say to the bath tub during an argument? Don't be so drain-ing!

Why did the sink refuse to go to the party? It wasn't in the right basin!

Why did the shower curtain go to therapy? It felt too exposed!

What did the soap say to the bathroom floor? Stop taking me for granite!

Why did the toothbrush refuse to work? It had a cavity day!