What did the soap dish say to the soap? You're in a lather!

Why did the bathroom scales break up with the mirror? It couldn't handle the reflection anymore.

Why did the toilet paper roll run out of the bathroom? It had a bad case of diarrhea.

Why did the germ go to the bathroom? It had to attend a staff meeting.

Why did the bath towel go to therapy? It had too many issues to handle.

Why did the soap go broke? It kept getting washed up!

Why did the toilet paper go to therapy? It needed to unwind!

Why did the toilet brush bring a flashlight to the bathroom? In case of blackout!

What did the germ say when it crossed the microscope? To get to the other slide!

Why did the toilet brush break up with the plunger? The pressure was just too much!

Why did the toilet seat get arrested? It was caught with its pants down!

Why did the toothbrush go to the dance? To do the plaque-ta!

What did the soap say to the water? Let's make some bubbles together!

Why did the soap jump out of the bathtub? It couldn't handle the pressure!

What's a plumber's favorite song? Pipe dreams!

What's a toilet's favorite game? Musical chairs!

What did the toilet say to the ice? You crack me up!

Why did the shower curtain get a promotion? It kept things under wraps!

Why did the toilet paper quit its job? It was tired of being pushed around!

Why did the spider go into the bathroom? It wanted to find the web designer!

Why did the toilet paper roll diagonally? To get to the bottom line!