What's a toilet's least favorite month? Feb-poo-ary!

Why did the toilet paper bring a pen to the bathroom? It needed to take some notes!

Why couldn't the toilet bowl bungee jump? It was afraid of the splash!

What did the soap say to the sponge? Let's lather up together!

Why did the restroom go to a therapist? It had some deep-seated issues!

Why did the bathtub run away from home? It just couldn't hold water anymore!

What does toilet paper say when it goes to work? I feel wiped out!

Why did the bird sit on the toilet seat? To take a tweet!

What did the grape say after the bathroom visit? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

How does a ghost keep his sheets clean? He uses spook-tacles!

Why did the sink break up with the toilet? They had a draining relationship!

What do you call a bathroom without soap? A slippery situation!

Why was the math book worried about getting a flat tire? Because it had too many square roots!

What did the toilet say to the bathtub? You sure make a splash!

Why didn't the nose want to go to the bathroom? It didn't want to pick up any bad scents!

What do you call a bathroom in space? A Gravitational Flush!

How does a ghost wash its sheets? In the booo-bles!

What do you call a funky bathroom? A loo-tastic experience!

What do you call a one-eyed bathroom accessory? A Poo-pirate!

Why did the soap call the plumber? It felt clogged up with emotions!

Why couldn't the watermelon get married? Because it was too juicy for commitment!