What's a vampire's favorite type of plumbing? A bloodbath!

What did the tooth say to the molar? I'm the real tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth!

Why did the tissue go to the prom? It heard it was snot a bad time!

What did the toilet say to the bathmat? You've really got me floored!

What did the urine sample say to the doctor? 'Urine for a treat!'

Why did the nose never graduate from grooming school? It always picked its boogers!

What did one nostril say to the other? 'Stop sniffing around, you're giving me the cold shoulder!'

What did the toilet say to the shower? 'You're looking a little down today!'

Why did the germ cross the toilet? Because it felt flushed!

What did one toilet say to the other? 'I'm pooped!'

Why was the bar of soap always happy? Because it lived a bubbly life!

What do you call a bathroom prankster? A practical potty!

Why did the germ cross the toilet? To get to the other stool!

What's a toilet's favorite type of music? Swing!

Why did the toilet blush? It saw the plumber crack!

What do you call a bathroom that's always on the move? A mobile restroom!

Why did the toilet brush go to the dance? It heard they were doing the bowlroom dancing!

What did the bathtub say to the hot water? You really steam me up!

Why did the soap call in sick? It was feeling bar-ly ill.

What did the toilet bowl say to the shower? You're a real drip!

Why was the bathroom mirror promoted? It always reflects on itself!