Why did the toilet need a vacation? It was feeling flushed out!

Why did the bathtub go to therapy? It had drainage issues!

Why did the sink feel unloved? It always got drained emotionally!

Why did the toilet need glasses? It couldn't see crap!

Why did the toilet paper bring a map to the bathroom? It needed to find its way around!

What did the toilet say to the plumbing? Water you doing here?

Why did the soap opera become successful? It had a lot of dirty laundry!

What's a bathroom's favorite type of cookie? A poop tart!

What did the towel say to the hairdryer? Blow me away!

Why was the soap always calm? It had a lot of lather to keep it smooth!

Why did the bathtub feel unappreciated? It was always overlooked!

Why did the toilet paper feel chatty? It had a lot of sheets to talk about!

Why was the soap always the life of the party? It knew how to foam it up!

Why did the toilet paper feel lonely at the party? It felt unrolled!

What do you call a nervous bathroom? Restroomless!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You flush me away!

Why was the shower always ready on time? It had good timing!

What's a vampire's favorite type of bath? A bloodbath!

What do you call a bathroom full of puppies? A pooper scooper's nightmare!

What did the toilet say to the hand towel? I've got you covered!

Why did the toilet brush go to school? To brush up on its studies!