Why did the toilet break up with the plunger? They couldn't deal with the pressure anymore!

What did the toilet monster eat for breakfast? Bowl of cereal!

Why was the toilet paper feeling under the weather? It had a runny nose!

Why was the soap bar always nervous? It kept getting the slip!

What did the toilet say to the bathroom door? Are you a-pee-lled to me?

Why did the bacteria go to the party in the bathroom? Because they heard it was a germ-fest!

What did one sink say to the other sink? Stop basin' around and let's get draining!

Why did the toilet brush refuse to work? It was tired of getting stuck in a hairy situation!

What did the toilet say to the tissue? Don't worry, I've got your back!

Why did the soap go to school? It wanted to be a bubble-graduate!

Why was the shampoo bottle always nervous? It had a lot of foaming at the mouth!

What did the toilet say to the bath tub after a long day? I'm feeling drained!

What did the toilet seat say to the toilet bowl? You crack me up!

Why did the cell phone go to the bathroom? To download some new ring tones!

What do you call a bear in the bathroom? A grizzly pee!

Why did the grape stop in the bathroom? Because it ran out of juice!

Why did the math book go to the bathroom? To solve some number 2 problems!

Why did the potty training book go to therapy? It couldn't handle the pressure!

Why did the toilet paper bring a flashlight to the party? Because it saw some shady business going on!

What do you call a bathroom superhero? The Poo-perman!

Why did the toilet roll get famous? Because it had a lot of followers!