What's a bathroom's favorite type of music? Flush opera!

Why was the soap opera canceled? It couldn't clean up its act!

Why did the toilet clog history class? Because it was full of crap!

What's the best time to go to the bathroom? Poo-thirty!

Why did the toilet get flushed with success? Because it had a good bowel movement!

Why did the toilet blush? It saw the toothbrush in the nude!

What did the soap say to the toilet? You're the one I'm looking for!

Why did the toilet break up with the bathtub? Because it couldn't handle the pressure!

Why was the toilet paper always excited? It had a lot of potential!

What did one bathroom stall say to the other? Is this seat taken?

Why did the cell phone go to the bathroom? Because it heard the ringtone!

What did one sink say to the other sink? Are you basin-y?

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it saw the restroom!

What did the toilet say to the bathroom floor? You look flushed!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the mountain? To get to the bottom!

What did the sink say to the soap? You clean up well!

Why did the toilet paper bring a map to the bathroom? It was on a roll!

How do you make a bathroom smell better? Let out a little air biscuit!

Why did the toothbrush go to the dance? It heard they were playing plaque music!

What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You complete me!

Why did the toilet paper go to the beach? It heard it was a good place to unwind!