Why did the toilet fill out a job application? It wanted to be the flush manager!

What did the fart say after a long day? I'm pooped!

Why did the soap refuse to jump in the shower? It couldn't handle the pressure!

What did the toothpaste say to the toothbrush? Let's brush up together!

Why did the toilet plunger win an award? It was unrivaled!

What did the poop say to the toilet bowl? It's been a real journey!

What do you call a bathroom superhero? Toilet-man!

Why did the butt cheek skip school? It needed some crack time!

Why did the gum make a great comedian? It stuck to the punchlines!

Why did the fart go to the party? It wanted to be a real stinker!

What did the burp say to the fart? You blow me away!

Why did the toilet bowl break up with the toilet seat? They just couldn't find a good seat!

Why did the shower cry? It felt drained!

What did the sink say to the tub? You really wash me away!

What do you call a snowman on a hot day? A puddle!

Why did they give the movie star a toothbrush? Because he was a plaque on society!

What did one belly button say to the other? You really know how to get to the core of things!

Why did the belly button feel left out? It realized it wasn't an innie-minnie anymore!

Why did the hamburger go to the bathroom? To find the missing condiments!

What did one nostril say to the other? Stop being so nosy!

What did the toilet say to the plunger? You really know how to clear the air!