Why did the hairbrush break up with the comb? It couldn't handle the tangles!

Why did the onion start crying? It heard the news was too tearable!

What did the burp say to the fart? You really blow me away!

Why was the toilet paper so tired? It was on a roll all day!

Why did the soap opera win an award? It had the most dramatic bubbles!

Why did the toothpaste go to the party? It heard there would be bad breath to freshen up!

Why did the booger look sad? It couldn't find a good pick-up line!

Why did the banana feel lonely? It couldn't find a good bunch to hang out with!

Why did the sock go to therapy? It had too many holes in its story!

Why did the foot call the toe? It wanted to let it know it was toe-tally awesome!

Why did the nose want to be a comedian? It nose how to make everyone laugh!

How does a bathroom scent itself? With a deodorant-drum!

What did the napkin say to the tissue? Thanks for always being there for me!

Why did the mirror go to the party? It heard everyone was reflecting on good times!

What did the rubber duck say to the dirty bathtub? Let's water-wash away the grime!

What did one sink say to the other sink? If you stop leaking, I'll stop draining!

What's a bathroom's favorite sport? Tubing!

Why was the bathroom embarrassed? Because it saw the toilet paper roll!

What did the soap say to the bath tub? You're so bubbly!

What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste? I've got your back!

Why did the nose not want to fight? Because it didn't want to pick a booger!