Why was the toilet paper running around the bathroom? It was on a roll!

Why did the plunger refuse to work? It was feeling drained!

Why did the shower curtain feel left out? It couldn't come out of the closet!

What did the clogged drain say to the plumber? Can you plunge right into the problem?

Why did the toilet paper feel lonely? It was always tearing apart from everyone else!

What did one toilet brush say to the toilet plunger? You really know how to stick around!

Why did the toilet bowl always win at poker? It had a great flush!

What did one bar of soap say to the other? Don't go slipping away from me!

Why did the toothbrush get a promotion? It knew how to brush up on its skills!

What did one nostril say to the other? Stop looking down on me!

Why did the deodorant get arrested? It was caught red-handed!

What did the toilet seat say to the toilet lid? Take a seat, we're in for a long flush!

Why did the sponge go to therapy? It was soaking up too much drama!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? I tank you for always being there for me!

Why did the toilet paper get a job in comedy? It had a knack for ripping jokes!

Why did the towel go to the beach? It wanted to soak up the sun!

Why did the razor blade feel sharp? It knew how to cut to the point!

What did one hair follicle say to the other? Let's stick together till the end!

Why did the drain clog up during the party? It couldn't handle all the hair-raising dance moves!

What did the toilet say to the bathtub? We make quite a splash together!

Why did the shower head have a high salary? It was always making it rain!