Why did the vomit bring a spoon to the bathroom? To puke-a-delic!

Why did the booger break up with the tissue? It couldn't handle the commitment!

Why did the poop bring a book to the toilet? To have a stool read!

Why was the toilet paper late? It got stuck in a sticky situation!

Why did the fart go to the salon? It needed a little gas!

What did one pimple say to the other? You're a real zit-stress!

Why did the soap get arrested? It was caught in the act of being too clean!

Why did the fart audition for a movie? It wanted to break wind in Hollywood!

Why did the toilet paper make a great detective? It was always on a roll!

What do you call a messy bathroom? A poo-pourri!

What did one water fountain say to the other? You're refreshing!

Why did the toilet paper fall in love? It couldn't tear itself away!

What did the toothbrush say to the toilet? Ain't that a load of crap!

Why did the sink go to school? It wanted to be a little basin!

What's a ghost's favorite part of the house? The boo-throom!

Why did the toilet attend therapy? To flush out its problems!

I used to play my music in the bathroom, but the toilet kept dropping beats.

What kind of vegetable do you need a plumber for? Leeks!

What did the dirty laundry say to the clean laundry? You really folded under pressure!

Why did the drain catcher get a medal? It's always catching something!

What did one soap dish say to the other soap dish? Let's stick together!