What do you call a bear in the bathroom? Bare-ly dressed!

Why did the nose refuse to go into the bathroom? Because it didn't want to pick up any scents!

Why did the banana go to the bathroom? It was feeling a bit mushy!

What did the bathroom sink say to the toilet? Stop hogging all the water!

Why was the bathroom so hot? Because it had too many fans!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You're a-a-a-always full of crap!

Why did the toilet paper roll its eyes? Because it heard too many bathroom puns!

Why was the toilet so embarrassed? It couldn't handle the pressure!

What did the soap say to the dirty hand? I'm here to clean up your act!

Why did the toilet paper roll rebel? It wanted to break free from the bathroom!

Why was the toilet paper so tired? It had too many rolls to play!

What did the toilet brush say to the plunger? Can you handle this mess?

Why did the toothbrush go to the bathroom? It wanted to brush up on its skills!

Why did the soap opera get canceled? It couldn't stop lathering on the drama!

What did one sink say to the other sink? Let's stop draining each other!

Why did the toilet go to therapy? It needed to work through some flushbacks!

What did the shower curtain say to the bath mat? You've got me feeling a bit mat-ted!

Why did the toilet cover its eyes? It couldn't bear to see the business happening!

What did the toilet bowl say to the toilet tank? You're really flushing this relationship down the drain!

What did the toilet paper say to the flush handle? Don't push me around!

What's the difference between a goatee and a mustache? The poop!