Do you know why the toilet was so good at poker? It always held a royal flush.

Why did the toilet paper bring a flashlight to the bathroom? Because it saw some cracks it needed to shed light on.

What's long, brown, and smells like a bell? Dung!

I accidentally sat on some bubblegum in the bathroom, and now I'm stuck in a sticky situation.

Why did the toilet paper go to the party? It heard there would be a lot of crack-ups.

I told my friend I was constipated, and they said, 'That really stinks.'

I asked my doctor if my bathroom humor was unhealthy. He said, 'It's just a lot of potty talk.'

What do you call a bathroom without a toilet? Pointless.

I have a joke about paper towels, but it's tearable.

I used to play hot potato in the bathroom, until my wife complained about the smell.

My friend told me I should try eating more fiber, but I think that's a load of crap.

What do you call a magician who does tricks in the bathroom? John Poo-silini.

I accidentally sprayed air freshener in my mouth. Now when I burp, it comes out smelling like potpourri.

Why did the soap break up with the sponge? It couldn't handle all the absorption!

What did the plunger say to the toilet? Let's plunge into this relationship!

How did the toilet paper propose to the paper towel? With a ring around it!

Why did the hand sanitizer break up with the soap? It wanted some space from all the rubbing!

What did the bar of soap say to the bathwater? Stop pouring your heart out!

Why did the toilet bowl want a refund? It was fed up with all the crap!

How does the toilet paper exercise? It does flush-ups!

What did the toilet say to the bathtub? Let's have a splashin' good time!