Why was the toilet paper unraveled? It couldn't hold it together.

What do you call a dinosaur in the bathroom? A pterodactyl.

Why did the toilet paper take a vacation? It needed to unwind.

Why did the soap go to school? It wanted to learn proper hygiene.

Why did the toilet paper bring a snack to the bathroom? In case it got hungry while on a roll.

Why did the bacteria refuse to go in the bathroom? It was afraid of getting flushed away.

Why was the toilet paper always in a hurry? It had a lot of sh*t to do.

Why did the germ break up with the toilet? It couldn't handle the commitment.

Why was the toothbrush nervous in the bathroom? It was afraid of getting scrubbed the wrong way.

Why did the soap go to therapy? It had issues with attachment.

Why did the hand sanitizer go to the party? To kill all the germs.

Why did the toilet paper bring a ladder to the bathroom? It heard the poop was on a higher level.

Why did the toilet bowl break up with the toilet seat? It couldn't handle the pressure.

What did the toilet say to the bathtub? Stop making waves.

Why did the nose go to the bathroom? To pick its boogers.

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You stink at keeping secrets.

Why did the toilet paper check its cellphone in the bathroom? It heard there was some juicy gossip circulating.

How does a frog feel after using the bathroom? Relieved.

Why did the hairbrush refuse to enter the bathroom? It didn't want to get tangled up in the mess.

Why do we never tell secrets in the bathroom? Because the walls have ears.

What's a potato's favorite thing to do in the bathroom? Mash.