Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
What's the laziest mountain? Mount Ever-rest!
Why did the germ cross the microscope? To get to the other cheek!
Why did the toilet paper blush? It saw the toilet naked!
Why was the nose so tired? It was running all day!
Why did the germ refuse to go to the bathroom? It had stage fright.
What's a bathroom's favorite type of music? Toilet tunes.
Why did the toilet paper refuse to do karaoke? It was afraid of hitting the wrong notes.
What did one toilet say to the other toilet sitting on the throne? Bow down, peasant!
Why did the toothbrush go to the bathroom party? It heard it was going to be a brush-up.
Why did the toilet paper start a band? It wanted to be a little roll model.
What did the germ say to the soap? Let's clean up our act.
Why was the toilet paper happy in the bathroom? It was on a roll.
Why did the soap bar become a comedian? It had a knack for cleanliness.
What's a germ's favorite dance move in the bathroom? The restroom shuffle.
Why did the toilet paper feel inferior to the paper towels? It was feeling a little flat.
Why did the bacteria go to the bathroom? It heard it was the hot spot.
What did the germ say to the toilet bowl? Let's bowl them over!
Why did the soap bar dress up for Halloween? It wanted to scare off the germs.
What did the bathtub say to the toilet? I'm feeling drained.
Why did the toilet paper look up to the tissue paper? It had high aspirations.
What did the soap say to the dirty hands? Let's give them a hand.