Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
What did the toilet say to the drain? You're really draining my energy!
Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil!
What do you call a bear in the bathroom? A grizzly goer!
What did the shampoo say to the conditioner? I feel so lathergic!
What did one shower head say to the other? You're a real drip!
Why did the chewing gum go to the bathroom? It needed to stick around!
Why couldn't the tissue paper go on a date? It had too many issues!
What did the toilet seat say to the toilet lid? Don't sit on me, I'm feeling flushed!
What do you call a bathroom at a train station? The Poop Station!
Why did the toilet call the plumber? It had a clogged schedule!
What did the toilet say to the bathtub? You're full of it!
Why do toilets always seem unhappy? Because they always deal with crappy situations!
What do you call two octopuses that share a bathroom? Octo-potties!
Why did the man bring a ladder to the bathroom? He heard the toilet seat was up!
What did one toilet bowl say to the other? You always smell flushed!
Why did the soap go to school? To become a little soap-er!
What did the shower say to the drain? Let's go down the drain together!
What did the toilet say to the plunger? Let's plunge into the unknown!
Why do toilets make terrible comedians? Because they always crack up!
What did the toilet paper say to the hand towel? You've got me all wrapped up!
Why did the toilet paper go to Hollywood? It wanted to be in a roll movie!