What did the towel say to the soap? Let's make a squeaky clean team!

Why did the toilet bowl become an actor? It wanted to be a Hollywood flush!

Why did the soap bar become a stand-up comedian? It had a bubbly personality!

What do you call a haunted bathroom? The boo-throom!

What did one toilet bowl say to the other? Stop flushing around!

Why did the soap bar refuse to share secrets? It was afraid of slipping up.

Why did the toothbrush refuse to go to the dentist? It didn't want to get bristled!

What do you call a nervous bathroom? An apprehensive lavatory!

Why did the soap bar go to the comedy club? It wanted to clean up on some jokes!

What did the toilet paper say to the tissue? You're on a roll!

Why did the bathtub file for divorce? It couldn't handle the dirty laundry!

What do you call a magical bathroom? Lavatory Leviosa!

Why did the toilet seat apply for a job? It wanted to make some stool money!

What did the toilet say to the unclogged sink? Stop draining the fun!

Why did the bathroom scales break up with the mirror? They couldn't see eye to eye!

What did the toilet bowl say to the bathtub? Don't go down the drain!

Why did the soap bar join the gym? It wanted to make a lather!

Why did the toilet paper blush? It saw the bathroom tissues.

What did the toothbrush say to the toilet? You've got potty mouth!

What did one poop say to the other? You smell like crap!

Why did the toilet break up with the bidet? It felt too pressured to perform.