Why did the toilet seat have a new job? It couldn't handle being sat on all day.

Why did the soap take the day off? It needed to recharge.

What did the toilet bowl say to the plunger? You're my number one!

What did the toilet bowl ask the shower drain? Are you going to be a good catch today?

Why did the soap call the bath water selfish? It wouldn't share the spotlight.

What do you call a fish wearing a crown? You're highness.

What did the bathtub say to the toilet? You're a real drain on my life!

Why was the soap always confident? It never lost its lather!

What did the toilet say to the sink after a fight? Let's wash our differences down the drain!

Why did the toilet lid get arrested? It was caught loitering around the bowl!

What did the toilet say to the plunger during a clog? I'm stuck in a crappy situation!

Why did the toilet flush multiple times? It wanted to make a clean getaway!

What do you call a toilet that's constantly out of order? A royal pain in the throne!

Why did the shower head feel left out? It never got a good spray of attention!

What did the toilet seat say to the toilet cover? We make a great match!

Why did the toothbrush refuse to go near the toilet? It didn't want to brush with danger!

What did the toilet paper say to the tissue during a cold? Don't blow your chances!

Why did the drain cover get emotional? It was going through a lot of tough drains!

What did one bathroom towel say to the other? Let's hang out together!

Why was the bathtub always the life of the bathroom? It could hold a splashing good time!

Why did the soap bar have a great sense of humor? It never left anyone dirty!