What does a bathroom scale do on its day off? Reflect on its own weight issues!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You stink, but I still love you!

Why did the toothbrush refuse to brush? It was on strike for shorter hours!

What's a plumber's favorite type of movie? Pipe fiction!

Why was the toilet lid always so shy? It didn't want to reveal what was inside!

How do you know when you've found the perfect toilet? When it's throne-worthy!

Why did the towel blush? It saw too many naked truths!

Why did the hairdryer refuse to work? It couldn't handle the blowback!

How do you know it's time to clean the bathroom? When the toilet paper starts giving dirty looks!

Why did the toilet brush refuse to work? It couldn't handle the crappy job!

Why was the sink always so happy? It had nothing to be plugged up about!

How does a plumber answer the phone? Pipe down!

What did the toilet say to the plunger? You're a real sucker!

Why was the shower curtain always so emotional? It kept getting pulled apart!

Why did the toilet paper become a teacher? It wanted to show others how to roll!

Why did the toilet seat go to school? To learn how to come down when its lid was up!

What did the tissue say to the runny nose? Blow me!

Why was the bathtub always so successful? It knew how to make waves!

Why did the bathroom tissue refuse to roll? Because it wanted to take a stand!

What did the faucet say to the hot water heater? You really turn me on!

Why was the toilet always so embarrassed? Because it got flushed with shame!