What did one showerhead say to the other showerhead? Let's make it rain!

Why did the toilet join a band? It wanted to be known for its smooth flush!

How do you fix a broken tub? With a little rubber ducky!

Why did the toilet paper file a police report? It was tired of always getting ripped off!

Why do toilets always seem so lonely? Because they're always taking dumps!

What did the shower say to the toilet? You're looking a bit flushed today!

Why don't bathrooms ever trust each other? Because they're full of dirty secrets!

What did the sink say to the toilet? Stop leaking your problems everywhere!

Why was the toilet paper acting so shy? It was feeling a little wiped out!

What did the toilet say to the plunger? I've got a sinking feeling about this!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill backwards? To clean up its mess!

How do you scare a bathroom? By turning off the lights and making spooky noises!

Why did the soap refuse to go in the shower? It was afraid of getting washed out!

Why don't mirrors ever get bored in the bathroom? Because they reflect on their past!

Why was the toilet always the center of attention? Because it knew how to handle everyone's crap!

How do toilets communicate with each other? They leave each other secret messages!

Why did the shower curtain start crying? It was tired of being pulled back and forth!

What did the toilet say to the clogged drain? Let's not let this go down the drain!

Why do bathrooms have a lot of drama? Because they're always full of soap operas!

Why did the toilet celebrate its birthday in the bathroom? Because it wanted to party in a familiar place!

What did the toilet bowl do when it got cold? It flushed to keep warm!