Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
What do you call a bee in the bathroom? Poo-linator.
Why are ghosts so good at using the bathroom? Because they can float!
What did one sink say to the other sink? Let's have a little sink-sink!
Why did the toilet go to the dance? It heard they had a good bowel movement.
How does a cowboy clean his bathroom? With a yee-haw-shing machine!
Why did the toilet visit the therapist? It had too many flushbacks.
What do you call a fish in the bathroom? A sink swimmer.
Why did the toothbrush refuse to go to the bathroom? It was brushing off the idea.
What do you call a snowman in the bathroom? A frosty flusher.
Why was the math book sad in the bathroom? It couldn't figure out number 2!
What did the soap say to the washcloth in the bathroom? You're on a roll!
Why did the tissue paper blush in the bathroom? It saw the toilet paper roll.
What did one toilet bowl say to the other in the bathroom? You're looking flushed!
Why did the bacteria skip school in the bathroom? They didn't want to be flushed with knowledge!
What did the faucet say to the soap dispenser in the bathroom? I can handle you.
Why did the toilet brush refuse to leave the bathroom? It was stuck on the job!
How did the toothbrush end up in the bathroom? It tooth a wrong turn!
Why did the sink ask for a day off in the bathroom? It needed a basin!
What did one shampoo bottle say to the other in the bathroom? Lather, rinse, repeat!
Why did the toilet paper take up boxing in the bathroom? It wanted to roll with the punches!
How did the bathtub feel in the bathroom? Drained!