What did the toilet brush say to the toilet cleaner? Let's make this bathroom sparkle!

Why did the fart get embarrassed? It tooted its own horn!

What did one zit say to the other zit? Let's pop in for a visit!

Why did the toilet paper roll get stuck in traffic? It ran out of sheets!

Did you hear about the germ that got married? He took a 'vow' of sickness!

What did one burp say to the other burp? Let's be nosy!

Why did the cucumber feel left out? Because it couldn't find a pickle!

What did the toilet say to the tissue? I gotta flush you away!

Why did the booger bring a suitcase to the party? Because it was snot ready to leave!

What did one toilet brush say to the other? You always clean up nicely!

Why did the germ feel lonely? He had bacterial issues!

What did one piece of gum say to the other? Let's stick together!

Why did the toilet paper roll become a superhero? It wanted to fight against the runs!

What did one flea say to the other flea? Shall we go for a bite?

Why did the fart blush? It heard it was being talked about behind its back!

Why did the nose always have to be punished? It kept getting picked on!

Why did the cell phone go to school? To improve its “cell”f-esteem!

Why do toilets always seem to be in a bad mood? They're always getting pooped on!

What kind of concert only costs 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!

Why did the germ cross the microscope? To get to the disgusting slide!

What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler!