Why did the grape stop in the middle of the toilet? Because it ran out of juice.

How do you know if a vampire has been in the bathroom? All the tampons are gone.

What did the toilet say to the bath tub? You're all washed up.

Why did the math book go to the bathroom? Because it had too many problems.

What did the ear of corn say after using the bathroom? Look at all that crap!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You always have my back.

What did the toilet seat say to the toilet lid? You're a cover up.

Why did the shower curtain need therapy? It couldn't handle its daily exposure.

Why did the toilet paper get a job in recycling? It wanted to give back to the community.

Why did the soap refuse to leave the bath? It was too attached to its surroundings.

What did the toilet say to the sink? Let's wash this bad blood away.

Why couldn't the faucet find a hobby? It was constantly running out of ideas.

Why did the soap become a detective? It wanted to clean up crime scenes.

What did one bathtub say to the other? Are you feeling drained today?

Why couldn't the faucet get a date? It had a leaky personality.

Why did the toilet paper go to the baseball game? It wanted to hear the national anthem.

What did one towel say to the other towel? I'm feeling a little washed out today.

Why did the soap call the police? It was a victim of a dirty crime scene.

Why did the toothbrush refuse to work? It had a lot of plaque on its schedule.

Why was the toilet paper afraid of the dark? It was scared of the unknown void.

What did the soap say to the sponge? Let's clean up this act together.