Why did the soap dispenser have trust issues? It kept getting pumped!

What did one toilet plunger say to the other? I'm stuck on you!

Why did the bathmat break up with the bathtub? It needed a clean break!

What did one bathtub say to the other? Are you filled with joy like me?

Why did the toilet lid close suddenly? It needed some privacy!

What did the tissue box say to the toilet paper? Let's wipe away the competition!

Why did the toilet try stand-up comedy? It heard the audience was really supportive!

What did one sink say to the other sink? Are you draining my patience?

What do you call a bathroom with no toilet? A flush away from disaster!

Why did the toilet break up with the plumber? It needed some space!

What did the bathroom say to the hallway? Let's not have a leaky relationship!

Why did the shower curtain go to the therapist? It had attachment issues!

What did one shower say to the other? I feel a little drained today.

Why did the watermelon go to the bathroom? Because it needed to relieve its seed!

Why did the germ feel lonely? Because it had no body to cling to!

How do you know if a bathroom is haunted? You feel a chill when you sit on the toilet!

What's a vampire's favorite kind of soap? Blood Orange scented soap!

Why did the toilet paper go to school? To improve its roll in life!

What did one puddle say to the other? We should stick together!

What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste? Let's brush up on our relationship!

What do you call a fish that wears a crown in the bathroom? The King of Rinse!