Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
Why did Dave break up with his calculator? Because he could always count on it!
What do you call an old snowman? Water!
Did you hear about the kleptomaniac who accidentally took two laxatives? He couldn't stop stealing!
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too many emotional yeast infections!
What did one cow say to the other cow? Are you udderly serious?
Why don't zombies eat clowns? Because they taste funny!
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan!
What did one bra say to the other bra? You go on a head, I'll give these two a lift!
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I'm not sure, but the flag is a big plus!
Why did the nose refuse to play hide and seek? It always found its way out!
What’s a dentist’s favorite time of day? Tooth-hurty!
What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift!
Why did the scarecrow become a successful doctor? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why did the nose want to retire? It was already runny!
What did one bean say to the other bean? Let’s spill the beans!
What is cheese’s favorite type of music? R 'n' Brie!
Why did the toilet paper bring a pencil to class? It was hoping to get an A+!
Why did the toilet paper cross the road? To get to the other side!
What do you call a bear in the bathroom? A bare bear!
Why was the archaeologist always upset? His job was in ruins!
What did the soap say to the washcloth? 'Don't 'sponge' up all the fun!'