Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
Why did the tooth fairy refuse to visit the bathroom? Because she heard it was full of cavity creeps!
Why did the bacteria skip class? They were feeling a little under the weather!
What did one mirror say to the other mirror? You reflect me perfectly!
Why did the toilet attend therapy? It had a lot of bowel issues to work through!
What do you call a bathroom at a party? The throne room!
Why did the toilet paper go to a comedy show? For some good bathroom humor!
What did the bathtub say to the toilet? We make quite the splash together!
Why did the germ get a promotion? It rose to the occasion!
Why did the soap go to school? To become smarter bars!
Why did the toilet paper roll around the bathroom? It was on a roll.
What did the soap say to the towel? Stop rubbing me the wrong way.
Why did the toilet paper go to school? To get better-educated.
How does a plumber clear his throat? By taking pipe breaks.
What did the sink say to the faucet? Stop running away from me.
Why don't skeletons use the bathroom? Because they have nothing to excrete.
Why did the bacteria go to the party? They heard it was a real poopin' time.
Why was the toilet blushing? It saw the shower's drain.
What did the sink say to the mirror? You reflect me in all the right ways.
Why doesn't the toilet paper cross the road? It gets stuck in a crack.
What did the constipated mathematician do? Worked it out with a pencil.
What did the lamp say to the wall? I’ll light up your life.