Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look dirty!
Why did the sea monster bring toilet paper to the beach? In case it had to go number 1!
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill backwards? To wipe out!
Why did the toilet paper go to the dance? Because it heard they were going to have a roll!
What did the pencil say to the bathroom sink? You're always running water!
Why was the belt embarrassed in the bathroom? It couldn't hold it up!
Why did the toothbrush go to the bathroom? Because it wanted to brush up on its cleaning skills!
What did the soap say to the faucet? Stop running away from me!
Why was the toilet paper in a hurry? It was on a roll!
What did one sink say to the other sink? Are you basin me for advice?
What did the toilet say to the tissue? You should wipe that smile off your face.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill backward? To get to the bottom rear-end.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a toilet? Frostbite.
Why did the germ feel lonely in the bathroom? It couldn't find a friend to multiply with.
What do you call a piece of poop from the future? A turd of events.
Why don't elephants use the bathroom in the morning? They have big appetites and need to eat breakfast first.
What's the bathroom's favorite type of math? Number 2.
What did one sink say to the other sink? Are you draining me of my resources?
What did the toilet say to the plunger? You complete me.
What did one toilet brush say to the other toilet brush? You have a lot of bristles.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? Time to flush things out.