Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack!
Why did the baby diaper get hired? Because it can handle the dirty work!
Why don't water fountains like public bathrooms? They're always getting washed up in the wrong crowd!
Why did the germ get invited to all the parties? Because he was always spreading rumors!
What did one pee say to the other pee in the toilet bowl? 'You and I are in the same boat!'
Why did the toilet break up with the sink? It couldn't handle the drain!
What do you call a bathroom with no toilet paper? A real 'crappy' situation!
Why did the burrito go to the bathroom? To have a bean party!
What did the toilet say to the plumber? You're the 'crappiest' friend I've ever had!
How do you pass the time while waiting in line for the bathroom? You 'number two' the crossword puzzle!
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill with the poop? They were on a 'roll' together!
What do you call a toothless person in the bathroom? Gummer.
Why did the banana go to the restroom? It had to peel.
Why did the toilet paper go to school? To get rolled.
What did one poop say to the other poop? You smell poopy.
How do you organize a bathroom party? You potty train!
Why did the toilet paper bring a computer to the bathroom? It had a download.
What do you call a bear in the bathroom? Tyrone.
Why did the germ join the football team? To tackle the offense!
Why was the baby ant confused in the bathroom? He thought he was in an ant-restroom.
Why did the fart go to the party? It was requested to break the ice!