Why was the shower curtain always ready? It never got cold feet!

What did the sink say to the garbage disposal? Stop grinding my gears!

Why did the toilet paper feel overloaded? It had too much crap to deal with!

Why did the toilet take a selfie? It wanted to show off its bowl cut!

What did the bathtub say to the shower? Don't rain on my parade!

Why did the toilet paper feel dirty? It saw another roll!

What did the toilet say to the towel? You look wiped out!

What is a toilet's favorite game? Hide and streak!

Why was the bathroom so nervous? It had stage fright!

What did one toothbrush say to the other toothbrush? Are you bristling with excitement?

What did one soap bar say to the other soap bar? I'm lathering with enthusiasm!

Why was the bathtub embarrassed? It felt drained!

What did the toilet brush say to the toilet? I've got your back!

Why did the germ go to the bathroom? It heard the soap was irresistible!

What did the washcloth say to the shower head? Let's soak up the fun!

Why did the bathtub feel sick? It had too many bubbles in its stomach!

What did the soap say to the washcloth? I'm feeling a little stretched out!

Why did the toilet get in trouble? It was caught with its lid down!

Why did the sink blush? It saw the toothpaste without its cap on!

What did the faucet say to the toilet? Let's not go down the drain together!

Why did the soap opera end? It ran out of cleanspiration!