What did the toilet seat say to the toilet bowl? Here's looking at you, kid!

Why did the shower curtain go to therapy? It had a fear of being exposed!

What did the toilet plunger say to the clogged drain? Let's plunge into this mess together!

What did the bladder say to the kidneys? Stop holding me back!

Why did the diaper bring a shovel to the bathroom? It was digging through some dirty business!

What did the toilet bowl say to the toilet paper? You complete me!

Why did the booger refuse to leave the nostril? It was too attached!

What did the fart say to the fan? You really blow me away!

Why did the soap call the sponge its best friend? They really lathered up well together!

What did the toilet say to the tissue? Let's wipe the slate clean!

Why did the toenail file for divorce? It couldn't handle the toe-tal commitment!

What did the toilet brush say to the gum? Stick with me, we'll clean up this mess!

Why did the toilet paper bring a mirror to the bathroom? To reflect on its purpose!

What did the plunger say to the drain? I'm here to unclog your worries!

Why did the bar of soap go to the therapist? It needed to work through its emotional baggage!

What did the toilet say to the bathtub? Let's have a drain date!

Why did the poop emoji start a blog? It had some really crappy content!

What did the toilet bowl say to the toilet brush? You really know how to scrub a dub dub!

Why did the fart try stand-up comedy? It was a real gas!

What did the toilet paper say to the hand soap? Let's clean up this act together!

Why did the sink break up with the faucet? It felt like it was always being drained!