What did the toilet brush say to the toilet? You're really in the hole on this one!

Why did the nose refuse to go to the bathroom? It was afraid of hitting a bad odor!

Why couldn't the toilet bowl find true love? It had commitment issues!

What did the paper towel say to the toilet paper? You're on a roll!

Why did the toilet seat keep falling off? It couldn't handle the pressure!

What did the toilet say to the bathtub? You really clean up nicely!

Why did the toothbrush refuse to enter the bathroom? It didn't want to brush with danger!

Why did the toilet paper always bring a calculator to the bathroom? To do some number 2s!

What did the grape say when it was stepped on in the bathroom? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

What did one bathroom stall say to the other bathroom stall? We need to get our sh*t together!

Why did the nose refuse to enter the bathroom? It didn't want to deal with any more boogers!

Why did the toilet hire a lawyer? It was tired of being taken for granted!

What did the toilet brush say to the toilet? You're such a crappy friend!

Why did the germ go to the bathroom? To stay in good health!

What do you call a bathroom that sings? A tub-a tunes!

Why did the soap go to the bathroom? It wanted to wash its hands of any trouble!

What did the toilet seat say to the toilet? You always lift me up when I'm feeling down!

What do you get when you cross a toilet with a cell phone? A mobile throne!

What did the toilet say to the floor? You're looking pretty flushed today!

What did one shampoo bottle say to the other shampoo bottle? You shampoo enough for the both of us!

What do you call a dinosaur that is constipated? A mega-sore-ass!