Why do toilets make great comedians? They always have a lot of potty humor!

What did the toilet say to the plunger on their first date? You really know how to handle my clogs!

What did the hand soap say to the dish soap? Let's make a clean pair!

Why did the shower curtain break up with the toilet? It couldn't handle the pressure!

What did the toothpaste say to the mirror? Let's make your smile shine!

What did the toilet say to the faucet? Stop dripping with emotion!

Why did the soap refuse to acknowledge the sponge? It couldn't handle the scrub!

What did the toilet say to the shower? Stop hogging all the water!

Why did the germ go to school? To improve its immunity!

What did one toilet say to the other on their wedding day? I'm flushed with joy!

Why did the germ get a job at the bakery? To make some dough!

What did the soap say to the faucet? Stop running, you're all washed up!

Why did the toilet paper roll away? It couldn't handle the pressure!

What do you call a bathroom on a spaceship? A rocket potty!

What did the nose say to the toilet? You really stink at your job!

Why did the toilet paper go to the dance? It heard they were doing the twist!

What's a germ's favorite day of the week? Snoturday!

Why did the germ go to school? To become a staph-torian!

Why did the toilet paper go to the party alone? It had a clean slate!

What's a skeleton's favorite thing in the bathroom? The skull-et brush!

Why do bananas go to the bathroom? They need to peel!