What do you call a spider in the shower? A sprinkle!

Why did the banana go to the bathroom? It needed to peel!

What do you call a sick bird in the bathroom? A tweetment!

Why did the toilet paper go to the party? It heard it was tearable!

What did the toilet say to the tissue? You always bring me down!

Why was the toilet paper rolling? It heard the bathroom call of doody!

What did one faucet say to the other faucet? Hey, I'm tap out!

Why did the toothbrush refuse to go to the bathroom? It had a lot of plaque to do elsewhere!

What do you call a fake bathroom? A faux-potty!

Why did the banana go to the bathroom? It had to split!

What did the sushi say to the toilet? Wasabi!

How did the toilet paper cross the road? It got rolled over!

What do you call a bee in the bathroom? A wee bee!

Why did the cookie go to the bathroom? It felt crumby!

How does a barber keep his bathroom clean? He cuts the crap!

Why did the germ go to the bathroom? It heard there was a flush mob!

What do you call a lizard in the bathroom? A slippery slither!

Why did the bicycle go to the bathroom? It was two tired!

What do you call a cow in the bathroom? Moos and poos!

Why do ghosts love using the bathroom? Because they feel right at home!

Why was the belt arrested in the bathroom? It was caught with its pants down.