Why did the soap blush? It saw the shampoo bottle naked.

What's a plumber's favorite type of music? Pipe organ tunes.

Why did the towel go to school? It wanted to be a little bolder.

What do you call a toilet that's always cold? A brrrrr-eeze.

Why was the math book unhappy? It had too many 'number twos'.

How do you organize a stand-up comedy show in the bathroom? You have a 'toilet' humor night.

Why did the ghost go to the bathroom? To scare the 'sheet' out of someone.

Why did the bacteria fail math class? Because it multiplied by dividing.

Why did the nose break up with the eye? It couldn't see things eye to eye!

Why did the toilet paper win an award? For being outstanding in its field!

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his bathroom door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!

Why did the seaweed blush? Because it saw the ocean's bottom!

Why did the hairbrush go to school? It wanted to brush up on its skills!

Why did the lonely tissue go to the party? It heard it was snot a bad time!

Why did the broccoli go to the bathroom? It heard it was good for flushing your system!

What did the poop emoji say to the toilet paper? You've got me all wrapped up!

Why did the tissue go to the party? To get snot-faced!

Why did the toilet go to the party? Because it was the life of the stool!

Why did the nose not want to give away any tissues? It didn't want to pick and choose!

Why did the little bird get in trouble at school? Because it was caught tweet-cheating!

Why did the man break up with his toilet? It was always flushing his hopes and dreams down the drain!