Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
Why did the toilet brush break up with the plunger? It was tired of getting pushed around!
How did the toilet paper get rich? It made a lot of deposits!
What do you call a bathroom superhero? The Incredible Flush!
Why was the toilet paper always out of breath? It had too many rolls to finish!
Why did the ghost go into the bathroom? No one could see it coming!
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill backwards? To unravel from the situation!
What does a skeleton order in the bathroom? A napkin!
Why was the bathroom roof embarrassed? It had a bad ceiling!
What did one toilet say to the other toilet? Is our friendship going down the drain?
Why did the toilet blush? It saw the toilet brush!
Why did the sink feel left out? Because it was always looking at everyone else's bottoms!
Why did the soap go to school? Because it wanted to be a bar tender!
Why do some people never get lost in the bathroom? Because they have good bowel instincts!
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You're my number one!
Why did the toilet paper roll so fast? It was on a roll!
Why was the toilet paper mad? It got wiped the wrong way!
What do you call a bear in the bathroom? A grizzly potty!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the bathroom? In case he got a hole in one!
Why do we sit on toilets? Because they can't stand us!
How does a barber make phone calls? He gives them a ring!
Why did the pencil cross the road? To get to the other draw side!