Why did the bar of soap get good grades? It always followed the rubric!

What did the toilet say to the shower? You're looking flushed!

Why did the toilet paper feel lonely? It always felt torn apart!

What did the drain say to the sink? Let's stick together, we're in the same pipe!

What did one sink say to the other sink? Stop being so draining!

Why couldn't the toilet paper finish its speech? It got stuck on a roll!

What did the q-tip say to the tissue? You're on a roll!

Why did the toilet bowl get jealous of the sink? It couldn't handle the faucet!

Why did the gum go to the bathroom? It was feeling stuck!

What did one shower head say to the other shower head? Water you up to?

Why did the tissue paper file a lawsuit? It felt ripped off!

Why did the toothpaste go to the dentist? It wanted to make a good impression!

Why was the towel feeling down? It had a lot of drying out to do!

Why couldn't the plunger find love? It had commitment issues!

What did the bathtub say to the toilet? You're in hot water now!

Why did the booger go to school? To get picked up!

Why did the nose go to the party? It heard they were having a booger sugar!

Why was the soap opera canceled? It was too dirty!

What do you call a piece of poop on the run? A stink fugitive!

Why did the germ get a job in the bathroom? It wanted to be a floater!

Why did the toothbrush refuse to brush its teeth? It was tired of the grind!