What's a toilet's least favorite month? Feb-pee-ary.

Why did the toilet paper call in sick? It had a bad roll model.

What do you call a bathroom superhero? The Plunger.

Why did the spider refuse to go down the drain? It got stuck in the web.

What did the shampoo bottle say to the conditioner? Let's untangle this mess together.

Why did the toilet throw a party? It wanted to have a ball.

What did the sink say to the faucet? Stop pouring your heart out.

Why did the soap bar delete its online profile? It wanted to make a clean break.

What's a toilet's favorite movie genre? Flush Gordon.

Why did the toilet paper wear a tuxedo? It was on a roll.

What did the hand soap say to the face wash? Let's clean up our act together.

Why did the toilet go to therapy? It needed to flush out its emotions.

What did the plunger say to the clogged toilet? I'm plunging in to save the day.

What do you call a bear in the bathroom? Bear-ing it all.

What's a bathroom's favorite game? Toilette-ris.

Why did the toilet go to the party? Because it was feeling flushed.

Why did the tissue go to the doctor? It had a case of the runs.

What did the soap say to the loofah? Let's lather up some fun.

Why was the toilet paper dancing? It had too much to drink.

Why did the sink break up with the faucet? It couldn't handle the pressure.

What's a toilet's favorite book? War and Leak-age.